Yankees J.A. Happ was sent home with hand, foot and mouth disease

Posted on

Usually it’s the Mets trying to follow the Yankees’ example when it comes to on-field performance and player development. But for once, the team in the Bronx is coming in second to their crosstown rivals. Unfortunately for the Mets, they definitely don’t get bragging rights for “winning” this particular situation.

Only a week-plus after Noah Syndergaard shockingly contracted the usual children’s malady hand, foot and mouth disease, new Yankees pitcher J.A. Happ also has the illness.

He was sent home on Tuesday after being diagnosed at New York Presbyterian hospital, but unlike his children’s-sickness-contracting counterpart Happ has not been sent to the disabled list just yet and at this point Yankees GM Brian Cashman says he is still on track to start against the Red Sox at Fenway this Saturday. Apparently this case of a disease that rarely appears in adults is only a minor one.

The trade deadline was slow this year so it’s nice of the New York team that previously did not have a player with hand, foot and mouth disease to change that just in time for everyone to laugh about. Because seriously, how does this keep happening?

Syndergaard’s case at least seemed to be tied to volunteering at a children’s camp. Are MLB pitchers all playing with children’s stuffed animals and then eating food without washing their hands? Do New York starters have a secret club where they play in city playground sandboxes in the dead of night as some sort of ritual and then go to the clubhouse the next morning and touch everything they can including their own eyes and mouths?

One more instance and this isn’t a trend, it’s a indictment of New York players’ ability to know when to wash their hands or avoid children with the disease. Stay safe, New York teammates. Your clubhouses might not be safe havens.

Source link